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Hello, I'm a Mongoose. I'm the Predator of Snakes

....And that is the joke! THE ONLY JOKE! The words "untalented shmuck" certainly got this right. The graphic are ok, but for a flash that has "funnies in the name, it's barely even funny. The only thing more annoying than bad flashes is fake hentai. It has potential, but please do better next time.

Funny, awesome, did I mention funny?

We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and FIGHT!
Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and FIGHT!
And if I see a pretty girl I'll sleep with her tonight
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and FIGHT!
Sounds like a good night to me, Linkage!

This one brought the hahas.

You just forgot one thing, "Can't let you do that, StarFox."

Winning!
In all seriousness though, all you have to do is stay up at the top of the screen and you can break a million. At least on level one. Fun though.

Perfection at its finest.

Version 1.5: Option to play as John Cena. Da Champ is Here!

Nice and sleazy, just the way I likes em.

The vibrator needs to go, though; and maybe have multiple positions. A bonus could also help.
Cleared it first time perfect, by the way.